MORE THINGS I HATE
Speedbumps
pens with caps
clutter (this will be on both lists)
snoring
little boys with earrings
old men with earrings
old men with long hair
bad toupees
men wearing flip flops
men with their underwear hanging out
men's thong underwear
moles
nostril hair
Any body hair
ugly animals
procrastination
laziness (this will be on both lists)
bi-level haircuts (MULLETS)
fake fingernails
gas pains
hangnails
papercuts
golf pants
beer
industrial carpet
dentists
candy that is not sour enough , sweet enough or chewy enough
wax paper
fish (except tuna)
fish smells (even tuna)
bossy cows (you know who you are - not you K)
newsprint
comb overs
tight socks
tight underwear
tight pantyhose
pantyhose
rosaries
other people's dog smells
scuff marks
cleaning products (these will be on both lists)
public toilets
the word toilet
worn paper money
fast food (this will be on both lists)
bingo
heavy breathers
sugarless tea
drainage
grandfather clocks that chime
belly buttons
sore muscles (one reason not to exercise)
magazines
selfish people
paper thingys off a torn out page of notebook paper
snow (also on both lists)
smelly socks
messy hair
hair in my food (even my own)
public bathroom floors (never look closely)
mold
wet towels that have dried crunchy
cracks
body odor
most bodily fluids (did i list that before? I mean it)
dry flaky skin
really chapped lips on someone else-like they have been lost at sea for weeks
nicked legs (on others, i don't use a razor)
movie knock-offs and re-makes----yuck
computer gliches-or whenever it doesn't work right
cold sheets in winter
warm sheets in summer
wet clothes
droopy earlobes
toenails
age spots (on me)
saggy breasts (on everyone - especially me)
soccer (don't tell T)
foreign body odor (it is different)
junk mail (goes on both lists)
bird poop
there's more - i'll just have to continue another day - these are just off the top of my head.....
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